Vanity Fair
POSTED AT 10:03 PM

duh88

From the sole founder, Sean Ooi, comes this epic new site, the Vain-eans Paradise. A place where you can find interesting new friends from pompous jackasses to the smartest of the narcissistics. All is well in this vainglorious site.


Vain-eans Paradise
Just added it to my link column on the right.

Emanate yourselves to vanity and befriend megalomaniacs and you might learn a thing or two about life ;)
Feeling: Tirred and pumped

So close yet so far.
POSTED AT 02:31 AM

duh88

"Only when it is so close that you can grab it wholeheartedly"

Whoever it is who quoted this, is a dick. A freakin moron. Degenerate.
Recently ive been a freakin dick head. A pendejo. Stupid dumb fuck.

Been causing lots of pain. Lots of negative emotions.
This aint normal. Because it revolves around the same person. And i fucking hate it. Truely i do.

The past few weeks was very dreadful. And yet when the time comes, i still feel dreary. Guess what ? Ive developed this new rational pulak : If I go down, you're going down with me.

Fuck that. Just the slightest feel of negativity and i fucking blow it up to other ppl's happiness and well being. Ish. Drag them down to the lowest point till i get better. The fuck is wrong with me ?

I realised whatever it is that's close to me is not as close as it seems. Frankly i just realised that and thats awful. I realised i know nothing of this closeness. No familiarities. No nothing. Grab it wholeheartedly my ass. How can u grab something u barely know.

You know what ? love is for the weak. Only the weak knows of this word. Brings nothing buy pain and misery. Aargh, just fuck off. You dont know shit.

Sorry for my inexplicable behaviour. Dont stop me from apologizing. I really feel the need to.
Feeling: Fucking isolated

1051103889
POSTED AT 09:43 PM

duh88

Oh yeah. Finally reached my destination.

Baba and Nyonya country with a twist.
Fucking hot duh. Thanks to my parents (Mom), I managed to unpack everything from my bedsheet to my freakin private structure G-strings. Nice room. Freakin expensive. Lets see.

1. Pissed with the fucking management for not letting me share a room with a different race. Malays one APARTMENT, Chinese one APARTMENT, Indians campur. Pfff. Integration my ass .. You call this integration ? I call you obsolete and racist bunch of fuckers. I can understand saving the whole campus hostel for the alphans to prevent bullying and such. But seperating the races wont prevent discrimination. Actually, it adds to it. Specificly me - - Im starting to hate people who condone these things to happen. Wait, hate even more ;)

2. Triple sharing room. 4 rooms. 2 toilets. 1 kitchen sink. 2 towel hangars. RM180 per person per month. 12 ppl = RM 2160 total per month. 12 months = RM25920 a YEAR. WHAT THE FUCK?! Nice investment.

3. RM230 deposit. 3 months rent in advanced. Contract 1 year. Break contract = burn RM230. Smart.

4. FREE INTERNET ACCESS = 4MBps. 4000kb/12 =333.33kbps. Bleh.

5. Roomates = born 1985 + Engineering. Im DEFINITELY alone.

6. Have my ytm mca group with me. Anything goes wrong i got them for back up ;)

Thats about it. Im still waiting for my comp. Gotta let things settle down first. Find some kakis for tennis, basketball and GYM. OH YEAH. Lol.

Predictions: Ill be bugging my friends who brought the laptop to prevent wastage of money in CC. ahaha.
Listening to: WC3 bg music
Feeling: tired

i-Relax + Seniors
POSTED AT 11:13 PM

duh88

Today is the day us 2.6k freshies get into groups of... Well theres blue, red, green, and yellow. And each team has like 13 teams. You do the math. Our OC [orientation commitee], mostly Deltans, Gammans and Betans or seniors if you will.

I got kejar-ed by 2 dogs today. Slept at 2 am. Woke up at 6 am. Prayed and went out jogging. Just to check out the surroundings. Went to the back of the Uni near the Exam Hall. Came these 2 dogs barking and running right at me. Lol. Guess havin the iPod blastin in ur ear has its disadvantages.

So tomorrow we have the OFFICIAL opening ceremony. It's very strict. Till the head of security from Mauritius and the vice, from Sudan makes it seem like a life or death situation. I just love the Sudan dude's accent I had to speak out. Wakaka.

"It is a must you be at the main field by 7 am. Or else you be punished. Strictly."

-"Yahh mannn~ You the mann mannn~ Tell em how it is mann."

Wakakaka. So syiok. Well i definitely got attention of the whole hall that time :P

Just had ice kacang with some of the OCs and seniors just now. The rest are back at EP early to get enough sleep for tomorrow's function. A bit dumb. We're uni students already. Getting accustomed to the late nite sleeping and early morning waking is a MUST.

So tomorrow there be an opening ceremony officiated by The supreme chancellor Dato' Sri Siti Hasmah. For underknowledged readers, she's the wife of our supreme 4th PM, Tun Dato Dr Mahathir Mohammad.

Predictions:
1. Get the OC's number i shall. Quite leng leh.
2. More balls to be bought.
3. Stamina reduction proportional to the upcoming days.
Feeling: thirsty

Speechless, voiceless mostly.
POSTED AT 02:54 AM

duh88

Phew, what a day.

If a blind man can hear better to substitute his sight, then I can type better to substitute my voice.

Had my orientation night tonight. What ? A seemingly perpetual night filled with fun and endless entertainment. How many? 1000++. Where? Main hall of MMU [ not very big ]. So how ? Squeeze our asses in there like nobody's business. What did we do ? Okay here's the 411. All of us are split into 4 groups. I'm in greeeeeeeeeeeeeen, there's blue, red and yellow.

It's like talentime only with limitless spirit and enthusiasm. Simple, we just competed for one performance for each group. Meaning only 4 groups, 4 performances. Oh, plus 4 more from the OC's. So 8 performances, just 8, lasting for 5 hours wakakaka.

Each of our sketches lasted for like min. 22 mins. We had group cheers [ the voice removing activity ], and trust me when i say i've never seen such an event before. Let's just say we screamed our lungs out for at least 30 sec each group, once every 10 mins. At peak times, once in 5 mins. We had our main group cheer, the Boo-ing cheer, 2 actually. And 2 counter boo-ing cheer. We came up with an enjoyable cheer but our strategies were all wrong. We went for the annoying and pesky cengkerik [ cricket ] sounds. Like, okay e = normal pitch, E = higher pitch. "greeEEEEEeeen". Lol now repeat that sound, randomly, some quickened, some elongated, for about 30 secs. Lol. It kinda gets to ya, like pencemaran bunyi. But when ur in the hall, cramped in like crap, the dominant cheering scream is WAY WAY better ahaha.

So we lost, boo hoo. Thing is we ALL had loads of fun. Omg you have no idea. I took some vid clips but i aint gonna post shit because the hall was too noisy till my speaker's gonna break edi.

Visit this site, Nexus.

It has all our orientation pics in there. Anyways i gotta go. Got closing ceremony tomorrow.


Feeling: Eye bags

FHM Top 100
POSTED AT 02:55 AM

duh88

Lol.
Finally Sunday. The only day i can be freeeeeeeeeee.. to sleep. Mostly to sleep. Been lacking sleep for the past week.

Let's see. Went to the beach last nite. Not much of a beach la. The sand is all hardened and stuff. Not like Terengganu. Anyway, that matters not. Went with QY, Derek, Terence and Michelle. Just met her a few days back. Lol. She's like a 4 yr old, she had this game where u run away from the waves when it comes near you. Didnt know these things could be of someone's interest. Lol. Harmless fun. Derek's friends were good enough to drive us around. Also stopped by the damn playground lol. The kids were playing beach soccer at 2 am in the morning ahaha. Michelle is guaranteed the best swinger. Her technique is very chunted.

Went to Mahkota Parade today, with the same group of people, without Derek's friends. MR AND MRS SMITH RAAWKS. Lol. So damn funny and sexy. I rate it 9/10. Before that we went around shopping. QY is seriously a shopaholic. So many stuff she bought, particularly the Tees, she needed the Tees with sleeves for Uni use ahah.

Terence and Michelle were paktoh-ing around ahaha. Kononnya, "Eh we go cari handphone cover downstairs ok ? For awhile.."

30 mins later. Still not with us ahaha. Bought FHM today. And the no.1 is .... Angelina Jolie! no.3 is still Sarah Tan. Last but not least, Jessica Alba, last yr's no 44 is now NO 5 !!!!!!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee. So syioked.

Been hanging in this iRelax for the past week mornings ahaha. Now i think i should stop. Oh. Just now we had experienced a very embarrassing moment, we wanted to catch a taxi to go back home. Trust me usually it's easy to find. But Melaka is screwed up. After susah payah jumpa 1, he fucking try to con us. RM10 per person just bcoz its after midnight and 4 is the max capacity in the taxi. Crap la. So anyway, Michelle planned to just pay RM 25 once we reached. The dude's name was Zakaria bin Baba. Was conversing in Malay with him. Derek asked Michelle how much its gonna cost, and she spoke in cantonese saying she only paying half. So guess what happened. Its melaka, land of the baba and nyonya. Take a guess ahaha.

Saw two motorists getting into an accident too ahaha. It was damn funny. While Michelle was negotiating with the pak baba, this 125 cc motor was speeding trying to break the red light up front which was already red for quite sometime. So these two motorists kononnya courageous la. Hahaha. Too bad they didnt make it, another bike came from the other side of the green traffic light. So the first two motorists went flying. Fly high high. Wakakaka. Yeah, they were bleeding like crap. The other one was on the floor, not we weren't there too long to see him move. So.. it's kinda... funny larh :P

Lets see, Im thinking about moving in with another friend to a rented room in a house. Just cant stand the connection in my apartment. At the rate im going, I think going back home, surf and shit, and coming back here will still be faster than trying to load a webpage here.

Predictions:
1. More eyebags to come.
2. Freakin MMU ID not working, it shall in 2 days.
Feeling: Freakin tired

PICS @ home
POSTED AT 01:11 AM

duh88

K im home. A bit lazy to blog now.

Lets see. I got MARA scholarship to study in Germany. Still thinkin about it.

Started our lessons edi. Im in a diff group since im doing financial engineering. A small group really, 30 ppl i think ? Anyway, freakin sick and tired of my freakin apartment. Conn damn slow. Oh btw im home now since i have an appointment later on in SA.

Joined SPB, Student Publication Board. Wanna take up mandarin and tennis as well and run for election in the SRC, student representative council. But time doesnt seem to permit me into doing a whole lot of stuff lately.

Hurm. Got kejar-ed by the fcuking dogs again 2 days back. Was cycling around the hood. All of the sudden i see three dogs beside me. Niama. Luckily it was broad daylight and the roads were still busy. If i get bitten by those mongrels and forced to get off my bike, i swear im gonna chop their heads off and arrange them nicely infront of the owner's house. Thing is, those dogs stay in front of this fcuking stupid taukeh. Surely for a reason, kena fed or somethin, but they dont have tags. So if anything happens they can claim those are just stray dogs. Up yours motherfucking shitheads.

Got some pics already weeeee. I'll post a few from time to time. But the pics are low quality though. 3360 quality actually.


4 am on the main road near MMU


Liping [we call her aunty now btw], Jason, and mua
Listening to: MCR - Helena

This ain't no cc..
POSTED AT 06:44 PM

duh88

Lol been having a lot of shit going on lately.

First and foremost, I decided to go with the Germany prog. I'll be leaving MMU once before July. I think. But then i have to go for A-lvls for 2 1/2 years. Thats right, one year more than the average because theyre gonna teach me german language straight. Guten Tag!~

Let's see. Found a new spot to hang in EP. A bus stop. Gee whiz. A bus stop where the bus never passes through. What do we see there ? All ive seen is a few Indian couples berdating. . . and, well the new place to hang. A burger stall opened there and come 11pm to midnight the place will be packed.

Had our clubs and society registration today. So far I have joined the SPB [Student Publication Board], CLS [Chinese Language Society], ELS [English], ICS [Indian Cultural Society], JLS [Japanese], Tourism Board, Tennis Club, Table Tennis Club, MMusic Club, SPARCS [some arts and theatre shit] and OUTRECS [ Outdoor Recreational society]. Hm, too many ? Well, considering me shifting out soon, I'd say its quite sufficient.

My financial mathematics teacher, Mdm Tay aka Miss Darlie is giving us a whole lot of HW. And after 6 months of not studying, my brain is so karat-ed I was practically stoning when she asked me to solve that simple algebra question.

Anyway, got lots more pics to load but im gonna be flat out busy these few weeks. Gotta take my full medic checkup again. Ugh. Whatever it is, its for the best. Btw, Im in the library now. And guess what ? Im chatting and blogging happily over here and i didnt even realise the rules and regulations pasted on the monitor stating i cant download, mail, chat, and go to undesirable sites. So . . .

Thought of the day:
Stick to your nature. Change is good. But never run out of your own orbit.
Reading: MMU Library Rules
Listening to: German tutorial phrases
Feeling: tired